Why...?

Almost like a little . . . FAQ. XD I'll add more as I think of more.

...do you speak about yourself in third-person?

I feel odd saying "me" or "I" in certain cases. It makes me feel conceited and I don't really like feeling that. XD

...do you use British spellings and slang if you're American?

Because I can, I like them better and I dislike American spellings.

...don't you update more often/do you neglect this site?

It's a bit of a lower priority than working on my other sites, I'm usually busy or tired and inspiration is hard to come by. D: